will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
will you marry me pussy = me trying to marry pussy
I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr
(Source: sorry, via cemeterycigarettes)
i have the ugliest body ever i want a refund
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
(Source: hitchups, via this--too--shall--pass)
Anonymous said: I miss the old you, when you weren't a cock-thirsty whore.
Because having sex with one person the past few months makes me a cock thirsty whore? Actually even if I was sleeping around that’s my own fucking decision and you have no right to call me a derogatory name for it. Frankly, I do not give a fuck if you “miss the old me” because the old me and the current me don’t miss you and never will. Now get your prude, close-minded, slut shaming ass out of my inbox and stay the hell out. Especially if you’re too cowardly to even be off anon.